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Tonee

Massive greek cunt who can deadlift 800 kilos and benchpress 4 tons. Lives in the tunnels of the Australian metro train subways. He eats 72,000 calories a day which converts into 20kg of muscle mass from each rep.

Daily meal plan
breakfast - 3kg of steak with a raw turkey and protein shake
Snack - steriod injection
Dinner - 2 buckets of protein powder, 50 kilos of raw chicken
Mike: Woah! look at that man over there, he's benching 4 tons!
Jerry: No shit bro, that's Tonee!
by Mike810927301023 June 11, 2018
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Tobey Maguire

A phenomenal actor and producer who has starred in various films like Brothers, the Spider-Man Trilogy, The Great Gatsby, and Seabiscuit. He is especially known around the world for his definitive portrayal of Spider-Man/Peter Parker. Tobey Maguire stands out from other actors as a result of his incredible ability to convey emotion through his face which earned him a golden-globe nomination. You can tell what he’s feeling and why just by looking at his face which is a hard feat to pull off consistently. Recently he’s transitioned into a producer who runs “Material Pictures,” with two recent financial success that have both been bought by Amazon (and consequently are available on Amazon Prime) like Brittany Runs A Marathon (2019) and Duked (2020).
Girlfriend: Leave me alone
Boyfriend: Come on, let me help you out.
Girlfriend: You don't know what I'm feeling!
Boyfriend: Girl, you’re Tobey Maguire. I know exactly what you’re feeling.
by CristianoMuller March 1, 2021
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Toblerones

Tits that look like two chunky triangles

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Toblerones... why the triangle bra was invented
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Briggsy's Toblerone Challenge

A popular game in the gay community. Participants "do" themselves with a succession of chocolate bars. The sequence of bars gets progressively difficult. Entrants are eliminated if they fail to insert any of the bars. The final one used is a king-size Toblerone. The game was named after its originator, who was also the first participant to complete the sequence.
Who's up for a game of Briggsy's Toblerone Challenge?

Count me out. I got trannied to within an inch of my pathetic arty life last night. One Milky Way and I'll prolapse.
by Des Lynam's Love-Gland September 8, 2006
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Toleen

Toleen is a name of a girl, the meaning varies by language, in Persian it means a kind of flower, and in Farsi it means the light of the moon
my daughter's name is Toleen
by mashtod April 11, 2012
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Toree

Typically a sweet and sometimes sassy person. Plenty of charisma with their fashion while other times won't care about what to wear. Generally, a very social and accepting person who knows to treat everyone with high hopes of good intent. Lastly, if you're close to one, make some effort to connect as it's a satisfying connection over time.
by ItsClassified June 6, 2017
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Tobey Maguire

Tobey Maguire has some real moves once you get past his gambling problem.
by Baron Von Hugen Dongen July 14, 2021
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