The act of smacking the acorn without washing your hands after handling spicey food anything upto half an hour after doing so (depending on the level of culinery heat).
Usualy results in some sort of aggitation and burning. This is a non advisable activity, and is some what frowned appon by most social circles as a method of arousal. It is therefore only accepted as a result of some sort of carelessness and or poor personal hygeine.
Usualy results in some sort of aggitation and burning. This is a non advisable activity, and is some what frowned appon by most social circles as a method of arousal. It is therefore only accepted as a result of some sort of carelessness and or poor personal hygeine.
Jack: Shit man get me some bread...
john: what the hell for
Jack: I need to wrap it round my shaft, i've only gone and had a fucking tobasco wank.
John: Wtf, your bad, I need that for lunch tommorow tosser!
john: what the hell for
Jack: I need to wrap it round my shaft, i've only gone and had a fucking tobasco wank.
John: Wtf, your bad, I need that for lunch tommorow tosser!
by farmerboy July 5, 2009
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Ass itches? Scratch it with a fart, they say.. Tobasco pants are what happens when ya got a spicy bungus, and try to scratch yer ass with a fart.
by Aztec03 July 23, 2018
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Some of his abilities include:
•rizz
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You will never see T.D in the streets without his boys behind him and a girl under each arm.
Some of his abilities include:
•rizz
•beauty
You will never see T.D in the streets without his boys behind him and a girl under each arm.
Man 1 "hey did you hear that Tobasco dracula himself is gonna be in town"
Man 2 "oh shit I better hide my wife, she might leave me for him"
Woman 1 "anyone would"
Man 1 "shutup bitch"
Man 2 "oh shit I better hide my wife, she might leave me for him"
Woman 1 "anyone would"
Man 1 "shutup bitch"
by fennels fan boy December 12, 2022
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If that girl is a cum-dumpster, you had better use the camel tobasco. It worked for me, although the experience changed the way i feel about its name... i now call it slot sauce!!!
by wild-card March 25, 2010
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For some reason i also know that they are bottled in upstate New York, probably because i have a tendancy to get bored in the field and read everything i can find.
Look out for them next time you have no other option than too eat ORP's or MRE's.
For some reason i also know that they are bottled in upstate New York, probably because i have a tendancy to get bored in the field and read everything i can find.
Look out for them next time you have no other option than too eat ORP's or MRE's.
by cheeseflambe April 11, 2010
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Josh: So guys, what you do last night?
Glenn: I gave Jacob a TBJ "tobasco blowjob" last night, tasted great!
Josh: Was it painful Jacob?
Jacob: A little, but the look on Glenn's face after was well worth it.
Glenn: I gave Jacob a TBJ "tobasco blowjob" last night, tasted great!
Josh: Was it painful Jacob?
Jacob: A little, but the look on Glenn's face after was well worth it.
by LoveInThePentHouseCar February 6, 2010
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