Toastle McRoastled

To be very high from smoking marijuana; usually from smoking a blunt, a vape, and a bong, but can be used generally to refer to the term "high."

Jay: "Im toastle mcroastled dogger"
Me: "Word."
Jay: "Das how yu let da beat dip, biiiik."
Me: "Word."

by The Toaster of Toasts April 30, 2010

Toastersexuality

Being attracted to toasters.

rob: I am Toastersexual
tom: WOW ME TOO, I love being attracted to toasters.
Morgan Freeman: Toastersexuality, Being attracted to toasters.

by Arandomboi July 23, 2018

Toastersexual

1. To have a sexuality consisting of strictly toasters and their apliances (also includes electrical outlets).

2. To be in a sexual relationship with a toaster.

Bob: Phil how did you get those burn marks on your dick?

Phil: I got knocked up and fucked a toaster...

Bob: That means you're toastersexual!

by ifucktoasters.com September 7, 2012

mostest with the toastest

A phrase used to mock oneself, or to express sarcasm in a situation that is normally serious.

Man #1: "I am SO hungry!

Man #2: "No way! I'm the mostest with the toastest!"

Man#1: "Hah! by his use of sarcasm, I can tell that in reality, I am hungrier!"

by Mr. Squrimy June 18, 2009

post toasties

Feeling of warmth or high temperature after taking certain sedatives (sleep drugs)

Guy1: (after waking up from a dose of propofal) oh man, I was out like a light
Guy2: do you have the post toasties?

by Box-in-the-jack January 17, 2018

toastoes

When you talk about something cringe.

Oh man, can you shut up you are doing a "toastoes¨

by cartwo July 9, 2021

Toasters

Insert bread, dispenses toast.

Camren: Chase put toast in the toasters.
Brenden: Why the fuck would he do that? You put bread in a toaster?!

by unknown413235 January 3, 2010