toader

A hillbilly term for a penis.

My sister loves my toader.

by Hillbilly willy March 26, 2016

Toader

A(n) chronically online degenerate person who dresses up as cute things (Usually green frog onesies) and/or is obsessed with squish-mallows and cute cartoons for some reason. Also is known for acting like a child and behaves in a way where only their opinion is correct.

"You know, I once knew this guy, name was Tom, who was obsessed with cute things, like really fockin obsessed."

"You mean a toader right?"

by Insurrect3023 January 31, 2026