TMW

Too Much Woman: Similar to TMI, but in this case the woman provides more sexual, intellectual, psychological, or recreational stimulation than a man can handle. Typical men will have a hard time acknowledging TMW, but the W knows very well when it applies.

Man: That was quite an orgasm. It's never happened before like that.

Woman: Really? I guess I may be TMW for you.

by ding dong annette December 2, 2010

TMW

Too much work. Most often used to describe high-maintenance women, or gold diggers.

dude 1: What happened with you and that hot blonde you were dating?
dude 2: We had to break it off... she wanted me to buy her a car, a diamond ring, and take her to Paris... TMW.

by RockkkChickkk February 19, 2008

tmw

"This Means War" - a declaration that someone has offended you and you have made it your mission to exact revenge.

Shitface : "how's the weather down there short man?"
sarcastic1 : "tmw"

by tell_u_madda_dat August 5, 2014

tmw

To much Work

Go get you folders. Um tmw.

by im a. babeee July 2, 2015

TMW

Too many words. A very long email of thoughts/opinions that would give the reader a headache if he/she attempted to read it.

Dude, I have carpal tunnel from scrolling down to get to the bottom of JV's email. TMW, I ain't reading that shiz. WTF

by oface2 September 16, 2011

tmw

1. Used in the homo-erotic context at the end of an awkward conversation meaning "Tonsil My Wang."

2. Can also be used to represent the term, "Touch My Wang."

EXAMPLE: Tim - "Well, I have to go make out with my extremely hot, straight girlfriend."

John - "Oh. Well, next time I see you, you have to tmw."

Tim - "Holy shit dude! STOP FAGGING ME!"

by LoyalistCollegeMD January 22, 2008

tmw

Short for "Text Me When". Something rushing teens say when they want someone text them at a certain time or place.

Teen 1: Hey girl!
Teen 2: Hey girrrrlllll! You coming to the party?? Jake will be there. I heard he wants to see you ;)
Teen 1: You know it!! ;)
Teen 2: Okay girl, tmw your on the way!! ;D

by dictionariorrrr April 20, 2013