twanker

A wanker that uses Twitter.

Abstracted from other words prepended with 'tw' such as tweople, tweetup, twestival etc...

@aplusk is a right twanker

by e_mpika April 17, 2009

twankery

The act of twittering, or updating ones Facebook status with messages that lack any form of useful information and provide no value to their recipients.

Literally, Twitter wankery.

Examples of use:

"Dude that was pure twankery"

"I apologise to my followers for all my recent twankery, I'm a total twanker."

Examples of Twankery:

"My dinner is yummy"

"I'm watching The Sopranos"

"mmm ... beer"

"So sick of my haircut now"

by Speculator February 16, 2010

Clapped bloody twanker

A guy who once disrespected Kote, Varvara, Anastasia and Gio. They are now the enemy of the world

You’re a clapped bloody twanker (in British accent)

by Super peng leng trio + Gio July 29, 2022

titwank

The mans entirely unselfish act of thrusting between a generous pair of bristols for sexual gratification. Usual result is referred to as a Pearl Necklace.

Phwoaar! She's got a shirtfull. I couldn't half fancy a titwank in those.

by titwanker April 10, 2003

Norfuck titwank

A Norfuck titwank is where the male rubs his man tits up and down on a female while singing my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

example: ''norfuck titwank'' - your dad dancing violently up and down your little sister whilst singing 'my milskahe brings all the boys to the yard' and squeezing both his breast towards each other in an erotic motion.

by John charles blair February 9, 2009

titwank

enjoyable sexual practice which often results in the male gifting his female partner with a 'pearl necklace'(q.v.)

Christ, she's got a shirtfull. I could fancy a good titwank between them.

by Anonymous March 18, 2003

Titwanket

When your dick gets stuck in her boobs.

Oh my god, you are such a titwanket

by UKnowItsTrue January 13, 2015