titnotizing

When one is hypnotized into a relationship, generally with someone unattractive looks and/or personality wise,by the extravagance of their breasts.

the foolish boy was titnotized into a relationship with the unattractive and bitchy large breasted woman

that fugly girl is great at titnotizing boys

by Youth Philosophers June 9, 2011

titnotised

To be hypnotised by a lady's breasts - i.e. to be so engrossed that you cannot stop staring or concentrate on anything else.

"He just stared at my rack and kept saying 'yeah', 'uh-huh' and not really listening to anything I said!"
"Well, he was obviously completely titnotised."

by Francesca G August 19, 2007

textnotized

being stuck walking behind someone texting as they stop, slow down, speed up and weave their way down the hall making it almost impossible to get by them.

Did you see that guy walk into a glass door cuz he was textnotized?

by cparm66 August 31, 2011

Tititized

v. to be hypnotized by large or beautiful breasts.

Why is Todd so quiet? He has been tititized by the blonde with the rack across the bar.

by trichardson27 December 2, 2010

Titnotize

(v) To be mesmerized by a woman's breasts.

G: Did you even get to the party last night?

M: No, G, Sheila titnotized me. We didn't even leave the apartment!

by Monnai March 30, 2023

titmytized

becoming completely hypnotised by an amazing set of ludacris boobs without even realising its happening.

introducing yourself to a girl and becoming titmytized on her chest region of beauty and getting a slap in the face before you even get your name out because your hallucinating in a daze stairing at some perfect god damn boobs. ahhhhhh.

by hoehunter March 4, 2011

Titmatized

-1) When one can't maintain accordingly because they're mesmerized by your breast. 2)Under total control of the tits.

He couldn't barely drive home was so titmatized!

by I love Eaddy 4 life May 24, 2019