titmouse 

1. a small mouse shaped like a tit

2. A religious ceremony, commonly undertaken by the greek orthodox church.

3. A popular parlour game, common amongst the swedish aristocracy, which involves the youngest and most nubile female members of a party gathering to disrobe and attempt to ensnare a mouse by trapping it between their bosoms.

titmouse by moley May 16, 2003

titmouse 

a man who looks like a mouse and has tits

steve you are totaly a giant titmouse

titmouse by lukeboi December 23, 2006

titmouse 

A bird referenced as something with a short term memory.

"She has the memory of a titmouse." "Sorry, I totally blanked; I have the memory of a titmouse today."

titmouse by M.L. Faire June 22, 2015

titmouse 

Something that is neither a tit nor a mouse. In fact, it's a name of a bird.

Guy: Nice tit...mouse you got there
Girl: You even know what a titmouse is?
Guy: Yeah it's probably a type of mouse
Girl: No it's a bird
Guy: Oh.

titmouse by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 16, 2021

Rusty Titmouse 

When a man inserts his big toe into a womans anus, while sucking her tits.

Chris wanted a Rusty Titmouse from Sarah for his birthday.

Rusty Titmouse by GrandHoneybadger September 8, 2009

chasing the titmouse

trying to get a short, petite woman to be attracted to you (participial phrase)

I haven't had a drink with my friend all night; he's been busy chasing the titmouse.

chasing the titmouse by Schlomo McSweenie May 18, 2006

Tufted Titmouse 

To blow in a woman's butthole and squeeze her stomach to create a bagpipe impression and to make her appear "tufted." Then use her nipples as buttons such as on a bagpipe.

Person 1: So what did you do with that girl last night?

Person 2: Well, I got a blumpkin, then I gave her a Tufted Titmouse.

Tufted Titmouse by Golden Pack January 14, 2010