Dick Tits

Tits that have nipples that are unnaturally long, resembling small dicks

Aww shit that asian girl had major dick tits
Blech!

by LaxBrolololol December 15, 2008

Dick tits

Typically found on tall women like between the ages of 40-death. More than likely has breastfed at least 5 children.

When freely hung, they droop below the belly button. They are much longer than the typical set. The nipples must be large enough to resemble the head of a penis.

Hey Lalemo! How you get that black eye?

Man my baby mama was cooking me grits without a bra on and turned around and hit me in the damn eye with her dick tits!

by BreadMan Cometh January 14, 2020

Dick tit

A person or object that is:
a. Someone who's such an asshole you don't know what to call them
b. A pretty woman you meet at the pub, have a few drinks with then go back to your place with, only to realise she has much more downstairs. Or...
c. That one bloke you want to beat the absolute shit out of

Jesus, your such a... a.... dick tit!
Why did you approach me you dick tit?!
I swear to God that dick tit is gonna get it...

by soulofadeadman November 15, 2016

dick tits

man tits with penis shaped nipples that secrete a milky white substance when stimulated

Obesity in America has provided a plethora of dick tits

by George Hinds July 28, 2010

raining tits and dicks

a phrase coined by bodybuilder, Matthew Brown, on the way to a brutal leg workout used to describe heavy, if not torrential, precipitation.

jesus tapdancing christ, its raining tits and dicks!

by buryyourfaceinmyquiveringanus July 31, 2011

dick tits

your balls,the shit that sags below the cock are the tits

dick tits- the balls that hang below the penis "the cock"...

by eazy e man August 24, 2008

dick tits

Really long tits or boobs that look disgusting.

That old woman with those long wrinkly dick tits got warts growing all over them.

by eazy-x January 28, 2008