According to dictionary.com, "A soft, absorbent piece of paper used as toilet paper, a handkerchief, or a towel." IT is generally used to wipe one's nose when snot collects inside one's nostrils. Most tissues can be purchased at your local supermarket or pharmacy, or if you live in a small town at your local general store. Tissue paper can also be used for craftsmaking according to alibaba.com, and Kleenex is the most popular tissue company.Then again, does anyone honestly care what the definition of tissue is? Does anyone actually not know what a tissue is? Sheesh
by ijustlivehere January 22, 2006
Get the tissuemug. by edwin gaffney April 15, 2006
Get the tissuemug. by jason January 8, 2004
Get the tissuemug. Person 1: Damn, Manny Pacquaio really shitted on Ricky Hatton when they fought.
Person 2: Man, he shitted on Ricky Hatton with No Tissue!!! Didn't you see how Hatton fell into the turnbuckle? hahaha
Person 2: Man, he shitted on Ricky Hatton with No Tissue!!! Didn't you see how Hatton fell into the turnbuckle? hahaha
by i-moc March 18, 2010
Get the No Tissuemug. To be used after long nights of halo'ing (see Halo) or pr0ning (see pr0n or circle-jerk). Note: Never to be used on the nose, as your roommate will often use it after halo, and put it back in the box. Thanks Justin.
My nose is running. I need a tissue, where is that box of tiss- oh god, there's jizz on my nose. Where's Justin?
by hobo.breakfast May 14, 2006
Get the tissuemug. A suitable nickname for any boy that struggles with cope with the stresses that an average four year old girl would cope with.
Someone who crys when the going gets even a tiny little bit tough.
Someone who crys when the going gets even a tiny little bit tough.
by The _ Knowledge November 20, 2010
Get the Tissuesmug. cute girl; just like how the word "tissue" and how "red noses" are such cute phrases, tissue refers to a very cute girl
by Tazuuuu October 1, 2009
Get the tissuemug.