triathlon

a modern endurance sport, consisting of swimming, cycling and running, in that order.

by Henri August 5, 2003

jewish triathlon

A misnomer, this social activity consists of three elements - whirlpool, sauna, steam room. The jewish triathlon frequently occurs at luxury gyms in large, urban areas.

Those guys aren't here to workout. They're here to pickup women and go for the gold in a jewish triathlon.

by PeddyofEBC December 2, 2010

triathlon widow

Spouse of a triathlete.

A triathlete is any person who was once human, but has now transformed into something super-human, and can no longer hang out with other mere mortals. They must spend all their spare time swimming, biking, running, and shaving themselves in order to keep their new-found sport god status. During this time, they are technically still married, but their wife/husband considers them dead due to their lack of normal human function.
Note: The spouse is only considered a triathlon widow during the time the triathlete is wasting all their spare time spent training, racing, shaving, or thinking about their multi-sport addiction in general.

I'm a triathlon widow this weekend. My husband is gone from our family for 3 days to do an Iron Man race 5 states away. Yes, he had to pay to be in it, and no he does not win anything.

by Triathlon Widow October 1, 2009

Parent triathlon

Three events completed in one day involving kids (yours or someone else's) in one or more of three separate events encompassing each of these categories: running/walking/hiking, water sports and use of a manually propelled wheeled vehicle.

I completed a parent triathlon: ran 3.5 miles, swam with the kids, mowed the lawn.

by natsmo June 22, 2009

Tirah

Tirah is the most best friend/girlfriend ever if you ever meet one make sure you keep her she’s amazing stunning and beyond beautiful shes really good at makeup,hair,and makeup she can fight really well so don’t test her. If you see a Tirah you have to look twice cause she’s dummy thick. 😂

Is that’s Tirah

Yeah

I had to look twice

by Anilshebe October 1, 2019

Greek Triathlon

A Triathlon that consists of Drinking, Eating, and Fucking.

Teacher: Why are you late today!
Student: Um I was competing in a Greek Triathlon?
Teacher: Good Excuse

John: Yo Todd heard you got fucked up last night.
Todd: Yeah I killed it in the Greek Triathlon

by Illuminati LT August 11, 2012

triathlon

The coolest fricken sport in the whole world and includes swimming, biking, and running.

by Anonymous March 31, 2003