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ching chong ling long ting tong

Apparantly what all Asians say when they talk in the library on their cellphones.

Made famous by a youtube video of a "polite, nice American girl" who lowered UCLA's standards by being able to get accepted there.
1)
Hi, in America we do not talk on our cell phones in the library....Over here from somewhere, "Ooooh Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong, Ooohhhhh." .... I swear they're going through their whole families, just checking on everybody from the tsunami thing.....if you're gonna go call your address book like you might as well go outside.

2)
Ignorant person: "Isn't it annoying when you hear Asians talk in the library? It just all sounds like 'Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong' to me."

Normal person: "What the fuck..."
by heyybitch March 30, 2011
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ching chong ling long ting tong

Apparantly what all Asians say when they talk in the library on their cellphones.

Made famous by a youtube video of a "polite, nice American girl" who lowered UCLA's standards by being able to get accepted there.
1)
Ignorant UCLA Girl: "Hi, in America we do not talk on our cell phones in the library....Over here from somewhere, "Ooooh Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong, Ooohhhhh." .... I swear they're going through their whole families, just checking on everybody from the tsunami thing.....if you're gonna go call your address book like you might as well go outside."

2)
"Ignorant person: "Isn't it annoying when you hear Asians talk in the library? It just all sounds like 'Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong' to me."

Normal person: "Shut the fuck up, man. You're hella ignorant."

3)
Person #1: "Did you see that youtube video that UCLA chick posted ranting about Asians? According to her, all Asians say 'Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong' when they speak."

Person #2: "Yeah I did! That girl is so ignorant. She obviously doesn't go to UCLA."
by heyybitchhh March 30, 2011
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ching chong ling long ting tong

apparantly what asians say when they talk in the library on their cellphones.

made famous by a "polite, nice American girl" who lowered UCLA's standards by being able to get accepted there.
Hi, in America we do not talk on our cell phones in the library....Over here from somewhere, "Ooooh Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong, Ooohhhhh." .... I swear they're going through their whole families, just checking on everybody from the tsunami thing.....if you're gonna go call your address book like you might as well go outside.
by heyybitch March 30, 2011
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Ching chong, ling long, ting tong

Is a term used by english speakers to mock the chinese culture
You: What does a chinese man say

Person: What

You: Ching chong, ling long, ting tong
by marcus23 November 13, 2013
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Ting-a-lingin'

Ingesting a low dose of psilocybin mushrooms; also reffers to the effects of doing so.
"You guys ate mushrooms? You're trippin out?"
"Yeah we ate a little bit, we're just ting-a-lingin'."
by Ingbot666 October 11, 2015
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Tingling pedro

Your dark haired upper lip spic stash gives the girl the best box munching experience she's ever had. most commonly used on married women in rich white neigborhoods.
"my husband was out of town, luckily the landscaper was able to give me a tingling Pedro"
by Minkdaddy20 May 31, 2017
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tingling sensation

That incredible feeling you have when you think of someone you love, or when they say sweet things to you, or when you are close to them.
"I like you so much"

*tingling sensation intensifies*
by meyerliane May 14, 2016
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