1. The quintessential publicity whore who gained fame by exploiting the asian fetishes of douchebag bros who love midgets with fake tits.
2. A chigger poser who lied about being attacked by Shawn Merriman coincidentally at the same time her fame was fading and the 2009 NFL season opening was all over the news. She fabricated photos of bruises on her body that somehow got leaked to the internet....by her.
3. An old lady who is sadly still trying to appear to be "sexy" in an attempt to hold onto her pathetic fame.
2. A chigger poser who lied about being attacked by Shawn Merriman coincidentally at the same time her fame was fading and the 2009 NFL season opening was all over the news. She fabricated photos of bruises on her body that somehow got leaked to the internet....by her.
3. An old lady who is sadly still trying to appear to be "sexy" in an attempt to hold onto her pathetic fame.
"Dude did you see that pumpkin-faced midget that just went by? Her fake tits looked like grapefruits attached to a plywood board!"
"Yea, that was Tila Tequila."
"Yea, that was Tila Tequila."
by The Planet Earth September 12, 2009
Get the Tila Tequilamug. A fugly annoying tryhard midget slut-faced prostitute whore who's amount of talent ranges somewhere in the negatives.
by I love lamp. February 21, 2009
Get the Tila Tequilamug. Some "Famous" So CalledBisexual myspace Whore who has millions Of "Friends" On myspace.
She HAD A Crappy show Called "A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila".She sings Some Shitty Songs That i bet no one listens To,And She Has A SHIT LOAD of nude pics online.
She HAD A Crappy show Called "A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila".She sings Some Shitty Songs That i bet no one listens To,And She Has A SHIT LOAD of nude pics online.
Tila Tequila:LIKE OMG! I GOT A AWESOME PLAIN TO BECOME MORE FAMOUS IM GOING TO PRETEND TO BE BISEXUAL AND SLEEP WITH AN MTV Producer FOR I CAN HAVE MY OWN SHOW!!
YAY!!
YAY!!
by 3mos-r-cool October 18, 2008
Get the Tila Tequilamug. A disappointment to bisexuals everywhere when on her hit show, Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, she chose Bobbi over Dani.
by Katlin January 12, 2008
Get the Tila Tequilamug. An old lady (26) who's now famous from having millions of myspace friends. Who also thinks she's black and tries to act like she's from the ghetto. A hoochie mama no one wants to touch. She's also bi, that doesn't help much.
by QTGyal February 18, 2009
Get the Tila Tequilamug. Tila Tequila - The Most Popular Girl on the Web. Ever heard of MySpace? She's no doubt the most requested/visited/commented page in any MySpace account. But who is she? She was just a normal, yet hot, model. Shes been on a couple of T.V. shows such as "Surviving Nugent" and yet some more, but one day, literally out of no where, shes explodes into this huge phenomenon. Nearly everyone on MySpace knows who she is and has , of course, added her. With over 30,000,000 profile views (each time someone clicks on her page), over 540,000 comments, and over 1000 comments for each picture, she's practically a celebrity. Since her giant blast, she's appeared on T.V. shows, magazines, and more. Tila is an entreprenuer, model, musical artist, and even has a little acting skill. With such a great personality, and huge talent, maybe she could be the next super-star.
by Mitchell Swope May 22, 2006
Get the Tila Tequilamug. A hot Asian girl who's Xanga was deleted for being "too popular". Then MySpace, which was just starting out, invited Tila and she invited all her friends.
Later MTV made a crappy show starring Tila to add on to their crappy music.
Later MTV made a crappy show starring Tila to add on to their crappy music.
by Dan Pruns February 28, 2008
Get the Tila Tequilamug.