Person #1: Everything seems to be going wrong, I just can't trust in anybody these days..
Person #2: Well you know you could always tig. Trust in God, even says on our coins in the USA that in God we Trust, might as well.
Tig is the Northern English version of the children's game tag. In its simplest form it involves chasing after people a 'tigging' them - touching them - so that they either have to stand still, or they become the chaser. Inevitably, there are many permutations of this game.