Tiddly-woo

Tiddly-wooing is a hardcore sport developed by residents of Staffordshire in England. This sport involves using any long, phallic object such as a stick or pencil-case to poke, or ram into a person's clothed arse. When the poking is in process it is neccessary for the poker to shout tiddly-woo, or on rare occasions, xabi alonso. Anyone in the area may be tiddly-wooed, whether they are fellow competitors or passers-by. Tiddly-wooing should be played as a group game, as it is considered gay to tiddly-woo alone. To be tiddly-wooed is the ultimate insult to many, it often results in efforts for revenge and suicide.

"Let's tiddly-woo Kingy!"

"It's tiddly-woo time, everyone put your backs to the wall!"

"Where's Mark?"
"He got gang-tiddly-wooed and the shame was too much... he threw himself off a bridge."

by Pierre Von Snout September 29, 2006

ping pong tiddly

A very refined, expensive or high alcohol content beverage.

'He ordered the most ping pong tiddly in the nuclear sub'

by allkindsofsickaye February 23, 2009

tidilly bits

Slang for male reproductive organs.

Origin: San Fransisco Bay Area.

Dude, stop scratching your tidilly bits

by Sydney Johanson 1982 November 6, 2010

Rasberry Tiddlywinks

When a woman queefs but accidentally squirts blood.

Damm, my gf just did a rasberry tiddlywinks.

by thetrollwashereagain August 21, 2013

Tiddly Fuddly

The act of mating, no matter the gender. Mostly found in progress within back alley ways.

I'M GOING TO TIDDLY FUDDLY YOU SO HARD YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO WALK FOR FIFTEEN THOUSAND MONTHS

by Barbie1423 January 20, 2011

nip bit tiddly

when its really cold outside

Danm,its a nip bit tiddly out here,im going inside.

by yugocar May 3, 2006

TIWILY

(acronym, primarily used on the internet)

This is Why I Love You

Me: I'm bummed

BFF: Let's go eat pie?

Me: TIWILY

by a3r13nn3 March 14, 2013