Tiddly-woo 

Tiddly-wooing is a hardcore sport developed by residents of Staffordshire in England. This sport involves using any long, phallic object such as a stick or pencil-case to poke, or ram into a person's clothed arse. When the poking is in process it is neccessary for the poker to shout tiddly-woo, or on rare occasions, xabi alonso. Anyone in the area may be tiddly-wooed, whether they are fellow competitors or passers-by. Tiddly-wooing should be played as a group game, as it is considered gay to tiddly-woo alone. To be tiddly-wooed is the ultimate insult to many, it often results in efforts for revenge and suicide.

"Let's tiddly-woo Kingy!"

"It's tiddly-woo time, everyone put your backs to the wall!"

"Where's Mark?"
"He got gang-tiddly-wooed and the shame was too much... he threw himself off a bridge."

Tiddly-woo by Pierre Von Snout September 29, 2006

Tiddlywonk 

A Tiddlywonk is a term that originated in Europe, its traditional definition is referring to a small or defunct penis. In more modern times it is referred to a young boy who is discovering his sexual desires, or more specifically his ability to masturbate.

"Caught John Doe in the bathroom the other day, think he mighta' been Tiddlywonkin"

Tiddlywonk by English Professor. March 18, 2014

Tiddlywonk 

A tiddlywonk is a younger person that you admit is better than you in most ways.

"Look at this tiddlywonk kicking my ass!"

Tiddlywonk by Dragoninja November 3, 2013