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thunderpuck

n - 1. Hockey forums, populated by the insane, moderated by the overly violent, and loved by many.

2. A place where everyone knows your name, and curses it openly.

3. Where flames come from.

4. A place you do not wish to anger.
I thought thunderpuck was a good place, until someone pm'd me tubgirl, hijacked my thread, and called me a leafie.
by joey joe joe, jr, shabadoo March 14, 2004
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thunderturkey

aV-6 Thunderbird is a thunderchicken because it has a smaller motor
and a v8 Thunderbird is known as a thunderturkey because it has more power than a v6 like a turkey vs a chicken and a thundershit is a car with either motor /tranny combination that bas blown up or quit working all together
by thundershit November 16, 2010
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Thundercock Capital Management LLC

A large private equity firm that manages Chad Thundercock's assets and also houses the secretarial staff that coordinate his weekly tropical island getaways with blonde cheerleaders and sorority girls
Dude, I landed an internship this summer at Thundercock Capital Management LLC. My career is totally on a role!
by D Flawless June 8, 2020
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ThunderPounder

Man who's got the rod and the bod, makes your insides feel abused after getting fucked, someone you have wet dreams about, a DEREK. Usually signified by loud flapping of the ballsack and thuderous noise,
Aww man i just slept with derek last night my asshole hurts

Yea i hear hes a real thunderpounder, did he rip ur asshole open this time?

(kids outside a classroom)HOLY CRAP i think Ms. Shields is getting thunderpounded, shes screaming likea hor and there is a loud flapping going on
by DKMILLER36 March 9, 2010
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Thundercock

A potent sauce from Sri Racha, Thailand, used as an incredibly spicy addition to any foodstuff. The etymology of Thundercock's name is quite simple - thunder from the ridiculously-spicy nature of the chili pepper / vinegar / garlic sauce, and cock from the iconic rooster that adorns its famous label. Thundercock is also famous for being the secret half of the "spicy-mayo" garnish served at most sushi restaurants.
1. G-d Damn, that thundercock sauce did a number on my tongue!
2. Clarence, of course that spicy mayo is hot, half of it is thundercock-based!
by BrandeisKong January 13, 2009
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ThunderCock

To kick someone up their butt with a GREAT amount of force. If done hard enough, the victim will piss their pants crying. If one wishes, they may also punch the person up their butt.
When Rj ThunderCocked Christian, he was in an ordeal amount of pain.
by ITSBEAGLEBETCH July 16, 2011
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thundercock

A symbol of pure dominance.
It represents Zeus's penis.
The mark of ultimate masculinity.
The earthquake that penetrates the lightning cunt.
It makes Chuck Norris look like John Wayne Bobbit.
"Thundercock. It is truly the one cock to rule them all"
-Gandalf

"Oooo, Gandalf, you thilly thortherer"
-Dumbeldore
by NDT November 23, 2007
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