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Rocky Balboa Thunder Punch 

When you are having sex with a chick and you mouth-fuck her till you spew then punch her in the face afterwards causing her to spit the jizz everywhere, ie, like Rocky Balboa getting punched.
I love my girlfriend, I gave her three rocky balboa thunder punches and she still wanted to eat my dick.

thunder punched cunt

When you smash the gash of a girl so hard she feels like she's been king-hit in the box.
She wandered around the house nursing her thunder punched cunt when Craig left.

thunder puncher 

The coolest guy in town is the best at everything and has a giant ding dong
thunder puncher by Jeff pie January 20, 2018

Backalley Thunderpunch

1.Vicious Backalley Rape (Billie Holiday Style)

2. A Cocktail consisting one part gin and one part lemonade

3. Fake move Pokemon Electabuzz learns at level 103
1. Betty: I was Backalley Thunderpunched an hour ago!

Cop: Describe the size and shape.

Betty: It was by another woman, she was singing as it happened. I think she called herself Lady Day

2. "Damn! This tastes great! What is it?"

"It's Backalley Thunderpunch of course! You'll be smashed in under an hour!"

3. "Wait, the forums lied to me! They said Electabuzz learns Backalley Thunderpunch at level 103!"

THUNDERPUNCH 

Attack characteristic of Hitmonchan in the original Pokemon Game Boy versions. Sometimes causes paralysis.
Don't use THUNDERPUNCH you fucking retard, it's not very effective agains fire pokemon!
THUNDERPUNCH by pleasur November 8, 2008

Thunderpunch 

The Thunderpunch is performed by screwing a dame from behind doggystyle, then exactly at the point of orgasm, you pull out from the dirty lil concubine, and with all your might, you uppercut her right in the box, while spraying your man goo all over the place.....then in your best AC/DC "Thunderstruck" voice you must yell,....." You've Been THUNDERPUNCHED!!!...huuugghhh!!!!"
" I thunderpunched that broad so hard I broke her pelvis and my fist was sore for a week..."
Thunderpunch by KarenLess November 20, 2004