Thounch

When you think that you know everything and are cool as hell. This person thinks that they are cool and often partake in stupid activities to seem cool. In reality, they suck.

"Johnny really thinks he has a chance to score with that hot chick. His pick up lines are so lame. He's a Thounch."

by Moose81 July 14, 2009

Trunchonion

It is the state you are in after a very big night. It is a sad sad state of being. Ha Ha.

My goodness after last night i feel like a trunchonion.
I am trunchonioned!!

by kiwichik April 12, 2008

Trunchbull

A Trunchbull is someone who *hates* (and that’s a huge understatement) children.

The first use of Trunchbull is the character of the same name, from Roald Dahl’s book Matilda.

by Someone404 March 12, 2020

love truncheon

Love Truncheon: the glans penis

He had a love truncheon the size of a donkey.
Q. How could someone with a bonce like yours get to root her?
A. Once I unleashed the love truncheon she knew she couldn't resist.

by Coitdog October 21, 2005

a beating from the love truncheon

to slap a woman roughly in the face with your penis. Works better with a massive penis.

Davidson quite regularly takes a beating from the love truncheon.

by S Hussein April 3, 2003

Composite Truncheon

A truncheon made from a composite materials or an erection.
Wood is a composite material.

I said to the girl in the bar the other night, have you seen my composite truncheon? She looked at me, and I said cos I've got wood!

I swear that smokin chick was checking out my composite truncheon!

by Svenagain March 6, 2010

Tunch

A swift punch delivered straight to an unsuspecting person's taint.

I didn't like the way Ben was talking to me, so i hit him with a quick tunch to shut him up.

by Mat&Ben September 19, 2008