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Trumpster Fuck

several cluster fucks fucking each other as defined on Full frontal with Samantha Bee
America is in a real Trumpster fuck after the 2016 presidential election.
by Pythia_the_allseer November 10, 2016
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tubster

a slang term for a really big man
That man is 6’ 7’ and is fat. He’s a tubster!
by N01CE May 16, 2018
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trumpster dumpster

What Donald Trump turned the White House into on January 20th, 2017.
Melania: I don't want to live in the trumpster dumpster!!
Donald: You are going to, even if I have to grab you by the pussy and drag you down here myself!
by @dumptrump January 23, 2017
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Trumpster Diving

The act of 'scraping the bottom of the barrel' to find usable items.
Did you see the latest picks for cabinet? That's some serious Trumpster Diving.
by coff33_gal February 1, 2017
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Thumber

A sexual maneuver used to enhance the doggy style position whereby, without notice during vigorous pussy stoking action, the male licks his thumb and inserts it two knuckles deep into the girl's anus. May induce intense bucking and loud shrills which merely enhance the experience.
Rachel was bucking like a bronco last night when I surprised her with a thumber.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
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thumbering

Using your thumb for screen control for handheld device
The iPhone 6plus is not thumbering user friendly.
by Men of PH February 19, 2015
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thumbsturbate

A masturbatory technique characterized by the use of a single thumb as the sole agent of action. Requiring high levels of mental focus and physical stamina, this ergonomically problematic style of masturbation is exceptionally inefficient, as the thumb provides little stimulation and success is dependent on the performer's ability to non-bodily induce ejaculation. It is also known to cause weather to change wildly, likely due to the disturbance of the laws of nature involved in the process. Citied as a major cause of global warming and climate change.

It has only been performed successfully once in recorded history, at high cost to both the user and the environment.
"hey did you thumbsturbate earlier, cause El goddamn Niño just wiped out Canada."
by littleretardcar October 17, 2009
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