A Three Point Piss happens when a guy is sitting down to take a dump and realizes he's gotta take a leak. Depending on the placement of his wang and the available space between the toilet seat and the toilet itself, sometimes a direct spray will split the uprights between the seat and the toilet- spraying piss all over your pants.
Dude, I gotta go home and change. There's too much space in between the toilet seat and the toilet and I three point pissed all over my khakis.
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Sir Strokes A'Lot a.k.a. Ray Allen has treked multiple times to Three Point Land, he has a condo there now.
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Refers to when a dude jumps your bones in a flying leap and plops down "in perfect alignment" on top of you, with his cock inside your love-tunnel and his hands cupping down on your boobs.
Three-point landings are very pleasurable in and of themselves, but give da guy an extra "point" if he also lands wif his lips on yours, so dat the two of you can start "double-thrusting" (i.e., simultaneous lulu and tongue-action) immediately.
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Get the three point star mug.A brief shower designed to clean the two armpits and the genital region--hence, a three point shower.
Given that he was late for his date, he opted for a three-point shower so that he'd at least smell nice and be presentable.
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