threastion

A threat issued in the form of a question.

Saying "Do you want to be put back in diapers?" is a threastion.

by Zhaleskra March 14, 2007

Single-threaded

Describing a state where a person's brain can't process information quickly. This is not to say that they are outright stupid, just slower than average. Origin comes from field of computing where threads represent units of processing in a system capable of concurrent processing.

How single-threaded was Brian in that meeting today? He was not keeping up at all.

Totally. Anthony was much better - across everything that was going on. He's one multi-threaded mo-fo.

by Biggus Wheelus May 9, 2011

Threasa

One of a kind, intuitive, talkative, wise and hilarious, occassionally dances on tables and gets police officers to drive her around to bars, deeply spiritual, fabulous mother and wife, loyal, beautiful, strong, quick thinking, witty. No one can say 'oh there goes a Threasa'...because when you refer to Threasa....there... is only one and everyone knows who you are talking about.

Threasa loves to dance on them tables

by oofasooka February 3, 2010

threadsecutioner

Very similar to the Thread Killer, the Threadsecutioner is an individual who kills an online discussion. Whether on a message board or a comment on a Facebook wall post, the threadsecutioner's contribution almost always ends the discussion.

The threadsecutioner's intentions are pure, but his actions are disastrous.

Commenter 1: Climate change is absolutely real! The vast majority of scientists agree on that!

Commenter 2: The science is flawed, and there's a significant number of scientists who think it's all bogus!

Threadsecutioner: Hey guys, here are 16 links to stories about this very topic!

*****silence*****

by JoeIncognito December 18, 2010

Non-Threatening Gay Friend

Non-Threatening Gay Friend is akin to a Gay Buddy, sometimes shortened to NTGF. A girl has no qualms about being around a Non-Threatening Gay Friend; he is, after all, non-threatening.

"Man, Jack's been hanging with Emily all night! Is he coming onto her?"
"No, he's just her Non-Threatening Gay Friend. They're discussing prom dresses."

by Tatianapianist December 31, 2008

Tyrease

Tyrease is a really nice boy not all of the time super annoying and you'll want to slap him after hanging out with him for just 2 seconds he's the kindve guy that will break you and then build you up .

Wow man you really are a Tyrease .

by Peejipps October 8, 2016

headbang threashold

an equation that determines wether it is approprite to headbang to a perticular song. that factors that contribute to this equation are:beats per second of the drums, speed of guitar, number of guitars, speed of lyrics, screaming quality and vol of amps and no of amps

the equation is

MTh=Db+(Gs*Gno)+Ls+Sq/(AVERAGEAmpvol*Ano)

if the sound (Db) is greater than this treashhold, then u may headbang as the headbang threashold has been surpassed

by thespirit July 8, 2009