treadmarks

The scars a heroin addict has on their arms. A common term in Vancouver BC's Downtown Eastside.

Man, Bob had some heinous treadmarks on him.

by alee2 April 26, 2009

Tredmarks

When a girl sits on your face and slides off, leaving a vertical poop smear from your forehead to your chin.

Dude that suzan chick was crazy last night . She sat on my face and left tredmarks.

by Ricki spanish October 22, 2017

treadmarks

normally what will happen when you get hit by a car... or sat on by a fat woman...

"wow! that fat ladie in the car deffinataly left treadmarks all over you dumb ass... (((salkys)))" (i perfer you look up salkys)

by Z3r0 March 14, 2003

treadmarks

The shitstains that are left on the bottom of a toilet even after flushing.

My shit wasn't too hard, and wasn't totally liquid, so I left treadmarks.

by SDoakes October 2, 2009

Threadtard

One who disrupts the pace, ryhthm and progress of a Facebook thread by means of their insipid, irrelevant or offensive comments.

A person who by virtue of their lack of wit or perception, inability to grasp sacrcasm or innuendo or refusal to add meaningful or interesting commentary, can single-handedly bring a successfully flowing thread to a brake-squealing halt.

Allison: That was some funny shit that got posted last night!
Rhonda: Yeah, until that threadtard jumped in and sent the whole thing spiraling into the crapper.
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Gina: Nobody puts Baby in a corner.
Doofus: That's from Dirty Dancing!
Allison: No shit, Threadtard!

by Baroness Buttercup December 12, 2010

Threadjack

Definition:

To hijack the engagement arc of a social media thread—usually via a high-impact comment that pulls attention, likes, and replies away from the original post. A threadjacker shifts gravitational focus, often triggering Screenshattin attempts and clout siphoning.

“He dropped one line and threadjacked the whole post—now everyone’s replying to him instead of the original video.”

by Wordwrecker September 2, 2025