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Titblocking

When lesbian couples get interrupted by someone! similar to cockblocking but more fitting as its two women so hence tits. (titblocking titblocked etc)
Wynonna was titblocking Waverly and Nicole as they were kissing on their bed by opening the door and interrupting them. Waverly yelped in surprise and Nicole eye-rolled as they were close to sexy times ;)
by LittleLeoFitz October 16, 2019
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totblock

Being cockblocked by someone ages 13-0, otherwise known as a 'tot'.
1.Man I was about to get blown until her little sister totblocked me!

2.I was about to get it on at south access and then that coke head totblocked me!
by howtomakefriendsforfags July 25, 2011
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twatblock

The act by a FEMALE to prevent a male from talking to a woman, most likely by
1) a friend of the woman the male is persuing
2) a female that likes the male that is clearly interested in the other female

(a FEMALE cockblock)
1)
Female 1 to group of girlfiends - "Like Oh-em-jee! Mary is totally getting hit on by that jerk David! she SO needs a twatblock!

Group of girls - "Like TOTALLY!"
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2)
Male 1- "Damn Mike, you just totally got twatblocked by that chick"
Male 2 - "Yeah shes way under my standards, she just gets mad because I talk to chicks hotter than her."
by Mike Delicious September 6, 2008
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Shotblock

Happens when someone calls "Shotgun!" before entering a friends vehicle and someone goes and take the shotgun away from you
Even though Hunter clearly called shotgun while we were walking to the car, Lennore still shotblocked him we got there.
by roubarb424 December 8, 2009
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Hotblocked

When you get blocked by an extremely hot individual from doing something you want.
Susan: I want to go lay out by the pool but there are two athletic girls out there showing off their bikini body's.
Spencer: You just got hotblocked girlfriend!
Susan: What's that?
Spencer: It's like getting cockblocked but the pool is like the person you want and the hot girls are like a big cock.
by Vballer May 6, 2015
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Thotpocket

A girl that is basic and cold on the outside and will burn the fuck out of you on the inside.
Come see me tonight, I'll be in the DJ booth like a true thotpocket.
by Gensh November 17, 2016
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Twotblock

when one girl really wants to screw the quarterback but her friend ruins it by saying something that makes him want to mingle elsewhere.
What the hell julie?! you totally just twotblocked me!
by the deconstructionalizer March 26, 2010
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