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Thorium

The most goddamn mother fucking fantastic element out there.

Thorium is named after the greatest mate who ever lived, Thor. God of thunder. He had the biggest fucking cock in the world. Anything named after him has to be great or fucking Odin will come down from Valhalla where he's doing important Odin shit and he will take a piss directly in your eye. You've been warned.
Thorium, this shit is sweet. Collided a fucking neutron in that shit an the energy of the strong force is your bitch.
You know. That shit that keep all those quarks together to make all the protons that make.
You know how much energy is released by that? A fuck ton. That's how much.
Anyway, this shits way better than Uranium 235 and all it's other isotopes.

Thorium fuckers. It's waste has a 400 year half-life, compared to Uranium few thousand years. It only produces alpha radiation which is only harmful when ingested. (Still don't touch it.) while Uranium makes fucking gamma radiation. That shit ionizes DNA right outta your cells.
Oh, did I mention thorium while it is/can be fissile (used in a nuclear reactor for energy.) It can't be used to make nuclear weapons.
Thorium. Power of the future, making nuclear power even more safe. Fuck uranium in the ass. Thorium all the way.

Also try gabapentin, take like 2 grams. Shit gets you high as shit for at least 5 hours. Read about it erowid, good high.

Good bye you beautiful beasts you, I hope you have a magnificent day and get laid. Good bye.
Picture Thor, using his thunder cock to pound a hole in a giant hunk of uranium. Then pictures him enacting the greatest bukkake of all time. That is what thorium, love.
by AstronautElk September 13, 2013
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Thorium oxygen tennessine

They are all elements. Together they create Th-O-Ts. Thorium being Th, oxygen being O, tennessine being Ts.
An intellectual: brother, those bitches are thorium oxygen tennessine.

Friend: Thank you for informing me of this information.
by Badmanclutch March 4, 2018
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A very talented and funny girl who loves her friends. Is very good in bed.
Wow the girl I met last night was a real thordis.
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Torrington High School

Public school in northwestern Connecticut. Prides itself on a lack of ceilings, random bomb threats, a series of nuclear fallout shelter tunnels, knife-wielding students, and at least one teacher who breaks and enters.
"And I'd like to congratulate the 1% of Torrington High Schools's graduating class who are not going on to UConn, Central Connecticut, NCCC-- or McDonalds."
-Principal LeDuc
by Class of '04 February 17, 2005
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Thurrito

A Burrito within a Burrito, within the heart of that same Burrito.
"Oh yeah? I created something called a thurrito. It's a burrito, within a burrito, within the heart of that same burrito. Its a total mind-blinder"
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Ho-thority

Ho-thority (alternate spellings: Hothority, h0th0r1ty, etc.) n.

1) The power that a woman posseses in regards to her control over her man.
2) The authority that comes with being a ho.
Uses:

a) I'm going to bust out my ho-thority on your ass.
b) My ho-thority is not to be messed with.
c) Respect my ho-thority.


Of course, this could also be used as an adverb, adjective, verb, and pretty much anything else. Examples:

She just ho-thoritied his ass.
She ho-thoritively kicked his nuts in.
His ho-thorititative wife made him a pussy.
by Zvidun March 21, 2004
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Thorki

The pairing name for Thor and Loki in The Avengers and Thor.
Thorki is okay, because Loki's adopted.
by Cosmanger October 24, 2012
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