Second Law Of Thermodynamics

Basically, it states that it is impossible for entropy to decrease in a closed system.

"So you say the second law of thermodynamics disproves organic evolution, do you? Do you even know what the FIRST law is?"

by Bunny January 7, 2004

laws of thermodynamics

0. When both of two systems are in equilibrium with a third, the first two systems are in equilibrium with each other
1. Conservation of Energy - Energy cannot be created or destroyed.
2. Entropy continuously increases.
3. Absolute zero cannot be reached.

Isn't it cool how all this corresponds to math and stuff?

by 2004 March 25, 2004

Chuck Thermodynamic

This is the proof that violate the second law of thermodynamic. Chuck Thermodynamic can make liquid nitrogen go into an exothermic process at release infinite joules of heat to crush an opponent. Chuck Thermodynamic can only be pulled off by Chuck Norris himself. Chuck Norris can use ice to increase the temperature of the sun. Theoretically, Chuck Norris is consider "the system" who will give off infinite heat to "the surrounding" which, in this case, is the universe. Eventually, the universe will burn up and our existence will be null.

Chem Student: We don't have gas for the bunsen burner.
Chuck Norris: I will punk the ice to some heat with the power of Chuck Thermodynamic!
Chem Studnet: wtf?
(Chuck Norris cause 1E90 Joules of explosion in the Chemistry lab.)

by BenchMax345 February 15, 2008

Thermodynamics

Idk. Fire or something. Btw, it's pretty much the worst science gets so BEWARE!

"God, idk what Thermodynamics is, but I hate it soooooo much!"

by SocietySucksAss March 31, 2021

laws of thermodynamics

1. Energy cannot be created nor destroyed.
2. In a closed system, the potential energy of the state will always be less than that of the initial state.
3. The entropy of all pure perfect crystals is zero at absolute zero. (It is, of course, impossible to get to absolute zero.)

1. you can't win
2. you can't break even
3. you can't quit

by fizzle April 2, 2004

thermodrunk

A state of intoxication in which one needs no longer needs insulation to shield from sub-zero temperatures.

Man, my nuts were still frozen to my leg this morning. Musta been pretty thermodrunk last night

by Cardozoed February 13, 2005

Thotmodynamics

The study of ratchets and their interactions in their natural environs.

First law of Thotmodynamics: for every ratchet theirs an equal and opposite ratchet.

Second law: in any closed system the amount of ratchet is equal to the amount of Thot minus time spent twerking.

Bill utilized his extensive research in the field of thotmodynamics in his quest to catch crabs.

by DJ D.A.R.E March 4, 2015