thousand wiper

A real clean up job of your butthole after a shit. You're burning through toilet paper wiping your ass forever.

Dude, that shit came out sideways. It was a real thousand wiper.

by RickO March 25, 2003

Two-thousand and late

Someone who thinks they are hip, while in reality being outdated and foolish. From the song "Boom Boom Pow" by the Black Eyed Peas.

"They try copy my swagger
I'm on that next shit now
I'm so three thousand and eight
You so Two-thousand and late"

by Greif. February 16, 2010

Hundred thousandaire

A person who's net worth is a hundred thousand dollars.

Shannon will be a hundred thousandaire someday.

by Professor Tinklestein October 11, 2012

shit of a thousand wipes

when poop breaks off halfway out of your ass and you wipe away at the stump as if it were a wet pastel poking out of your asshole.

I wont be coming to work today as I've been cursed by the shit of a thousand wipes.

by Lunicus January 29, 2007

Over nine thousand

Originally a popular video parody on YouTube and 4chan using characters from the nineties Japanese cartoon; DragonBall Z. The video took 15 seconds of episode footage, and dragged it over a minute and fifty seconds, producing a very repetitive effect. It is now used as an adjective synonymous with "cool" "great" "too hard" or to express the extreme circumstances in a situation.

"I started taking piano lessons, at first I sucked, but now I'm OVER NINE THOUSAND."

"No matter what I try, I just can't kill this stupid boss! IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND! I give up!"

by Riketz October 28, 2006

Thoosie

A roller coaster enthusiast who is realllly into roller coasters. Like, never fucked a pussy-level nerdom. Can often be spotted obsessing over non-important aspects of roller coasters, amusement parks, and entertainment industry, wearing cargo shorts, park pins, and a handheld digital camera. Fury 325, Steel Vengeance, and Orion shirts are also popular.

Damn, that Thoosie could only talk about his coaster count while waiting in line.

by CoasterFarce June 16, 2021

two-thousandaire

A member of America's class of home-owning families with only two thousand dollars in savings. Deeply in debt, they live from paycheck to paycheck dreading any unforseen financial catastrophies such as a sudden illness or unemployment. First coined by Karen De Coster and Eric Englund.

Taking out a home equity loan might seem like a good idea to a two-thousandaire, unless one gets laid off and ends up penniless.

by Joe Rodolico July 1, 2006