Thonk

When you think you've a good idea but turns out to be stupid

Friend A: Oh i got it, it's big brain time.
Friend B ( but not A's BFF, just kinda there) : What is it?
Friend A :Never mind it was a thonk.

by BigThonk March 21, 2020

thonk

when a man staddles a woman's torso and slaps her face with his semi-erect penis

I like to thonk your wife before I bang her.

by jose April 22, 2005

Thonk

Something that is exceptionally thicc.

Fred: oh hey Bob did you see Riley today.
Bob: Yeah bro, he looking Thonk.

by Omahergix March 11, 2021

Thonk

See Think, Thank, Thonk

Please look up Think, Thank, Thonk

by George Payne April 10, 2008

Thonk

A thicc ass cat with a small face

Look at that thonk he soo thicc and good

by Thonky boy June 30, 2019

Thonk

Equivalent to saying "Thank you very much" a thousand times to a person.

"Thonk. This means a lot to me."

by MadHaruka May 26, 2020

Thonk

Thonking is a very humorous word and can be used to describe almost anything

Wyatt is thonking in and out of class or Wyatt is a thonk

by Yee farm fam January 10, 2019