Turp Thickener

When a plug fills half the cart with useless, cancer causing chemicals, that make you feel no bueno.

Boy 1: I bought a cart but it makes me feel funny

Boy 2: It probably has Turp Thickener in it.

by Ar.Ca.Ra.Be December 05, 2019

rick thickener

When someone takes a large dump in your orange juice.

"Dammit, I got another rick thickener this morning. Mondays, am I right?"

by surelyiamblue January 17, 2021

ice thickener

A random phrase or conversation topic in order to alienate other parties involved in a conversation.
(the reverse of an ice breaker) usaully to in order to decrease the chances of undesirable socialisation. can include social fopar's or distasteful topics.

guy on the pull: hey dollface i just had to come over and buy you a drink, what's your poison blue eyes?

hot girl at bar: did you hear about the rape that happened down the street a few days ago, that was my incarcerated ex-lovers retarded homosexual nephew's menstruating pet cactus. *sarcasm* now how about that drink?

guy: *???!!!wtf!!!??? is wrong with this biatch i'm gonna bounce how could she drop an ice thickener like that

by Dan_N452 July 11, 2010

thicken nuggets

THICKEN nuggets is basically saying how thick your memes are.

D A M N GURL you got sum thicken nuggets

by Swag_And_Depression July 24, 2017

Thicken my sauce

To make something better. (Working out to get stronger, working harder to make more money)

I started a new workout program so I can thicken my sauce. I have been working diligently this year in hopes to get promoted so I can thicken my sauce.

by Uncle G - Beach April 07, 2016

thickening poison oak

STD that gets its name by the look of the rash, it also thickens your vains

Bob hadn’t checked his balls for a week and found thickening poison oak

by Hee hee45 January 27, 2023

The thickening

When a man or woman begins to expand bone density while becoming overweight leading to a pennant structure that can not be reversed. Multiple stages apply 1-3 (stage 3 being obesed)

“If you buy that Rolex make sure you get extra links your wrist has thickened!”

“Look at your sausage fingers dude your at stage 3 thickening”

“That fat motherfuckers belly is so hard the thickening turned it into a keg”

by Judgerichie November 08, 2017