Text Aim

The measure of someone's accuracy in sending text messages to his intended receiver.

Ned (text): Ya bebeh c u l8r

Ted (text): Dude, you have to check who you are sending your texts to.

Ned (text): Sry bro, tht wuz 4 my gf lol

Ted (text): You have terrible text aim.

by Maurice DelTaco October 2, 2012

textastrophy

A text message send in error that will have life altering consequences for the worse.

"I just texted Josh that I love him and that he's the reason I moved to West Covina. What a textastrophy!"

by mcbexx September 18, 2016

risky text

a message you spent the whole day thinking about how you're going to type it then you can't get yourself to press send. after you press send you feel the urge to smash your phone or shoot yourself.

oh shit I should not have sent that risky text

by vapegod420 June 29, 2015

flavor text

In a game, sometimes items, actions, or mechanics etc. will have flavor text, which are just extra snippets of text that aren't related to actual gameplay rules or affect anything-- they're just there for effect. It's pretty much just fluff, but it can add realism, enhance the tone, include extra background information or narrative, or be funny.

*While going through dialogue in a game*

Person A: Wait, I think I skipped something. Was it important?

Person B: Nah, it's just flavor text.

by Alltheotherpseydonymsweretaken April 5, 2016

Escape Text

Text that you send to someone at a designated time in order to offer them a chance to escape a date, meeting, or other event that they might need to get out of.

I have to send Maureen an escape text tonight in case she needs to get out of her date.

by ShorewoodScott June 2, 2015

Textagenic

It’s a word used to describe someone’s texting habits . If a person sucks at texting, like they don’t reply after hours or the following day, they’re NOT Textagenic Bad Texter. However, they ARE Textagenic if hey reply almost instantly Good Texter

Matt sucks at texting, I guess he’s just not textagenic.

by Kenvee Lim October 31, 2019

Bottom Text

A phrase usually at the bottom of unfinished macro memes, more commonly found in ironic formats where it's left there intentionally.

Guy 1 : Dude, did you get that bottom text meme I sent you last night?

Guy 2 : What the fuck, how is this even remotely funny?

Guy 1 : You just don't get it, it's a self aware meme!

Guy 2 : Shut up, this is why no one talks to you.

by woodoot January 16, 2017