thermite uncle

the coolest uncle in the family. He can and will take small children to go and thermite engine blocks together( with or without parental permission). Similar to the vodka aunt and weed cousin

man billy's such a Thermite Uncle! He always takes nephew jimmy to thermite engine blockS!

by giggle fart extraordinare March 9, 2020

Androsexual Thermite

A person being of the male hormome that produces copious amount of hot, volatile, and even explosive ejaculate. When deposited into the female it both burns her from the inside out and launches her on a ballistic projectile path thrusting off of the depositers groin.

Oh dang!!! Look at that girl fly, she must've just been with an androsexual thermite.

by Snackeoh April 2, 2018

Anal thermite

A medicinal practice used by the native people of scunthorpe ,it involves clearing ones anal cavity with the use of a bunsen burner that is inserted up ones rectum

Man1 : I've been suffering from horrid constipation

Man2 : have you tried anal thermite ? It worked a treat for my wife

Man1 : no I haven't ,but now you mentioned it I might give it a go

by Rksproductions May 8, 2020

Termite

A person from your past who suddenly comes out of the woodwork the moment you experience any sort of fame, success, large influx of cash, etc.

Usually an ex, someone you had a fling with, or even someone who turned you down for a date.

"Ever since that article came out about me, I've been getting a whole bunch of Facebook messages from termites."

by LionKill March 21, 2012

Termite

Can be used as a pejorative for white people. Termites are typically white, pale, or clear.

"I wish one of these fools would say something stupid, like call me a moon cricket, cuz then I'll be ready to squash these Termites".

by IBTAL September 28, 2019

Mrs Northern Dinnerlady's Termite and Bean Crunch

Forced to explore new culinary options to feed the UK's schoolkids following Jamie Oliver's crusade on turkey twizzlers, Mrs Northern Dinnerlady came up with her termite and bean crunch - exactly what it says on the tin, a mix of termites and baked beans in a shortcrust pastry case. Very popular with the lads and lasses. N.B. Dinnerladies are the fine women who serve the nation's children with food at lunchtime at school, and the Northern ones are fucking units

Jesus wept, I just burned the roof of my mouth on Mrs Northern Dinnerlady's Termite and Bean Crunch, pet

by David Burrycurps Mk. 2 December 1, 2022

Termite

Any Girl Who Might Have The Certain Craving For "Wood"

Girl: You Want A BJ?
Guy: You Are Such A Termite

by Mateo19 February 25, 2008