Theis 

Theis is the synonym of a god.
Theis is one of the best people you will come to find. Theis is the type of guy to microwave his dog to make the dog feel warm. He may be a retard, but his heart is at the right place. Theis is also has an above average penis.

"Yo Theis! How many chicks have you pulled this week?"
"I dunno man, stopped counting after 29"

Theis by Swaveyyy October 10, 2022

Theis

A name for people who are quite awesome and share the same name of Theis

My name is Theis, my name is Theis

Theis by The Root of Wood January 16, 2026

Theis

Those who are referred to as 'Theis' are typically one of the most gorgeous, mogilicious, perfect, nonchalant, aura radiant and fine specimens in our universe. Coming across a Theis is considered very lucky as it demonstrates pure elegance, humility and bless for everyone around them.

Dude, I was having such a shit day but all of a sudden Theis showed up and i felt blessed.

Theis by Goondiiii May 25, 2026

Theis Tax 

Theis Tax is the way of checking the validity of a win/loss against the Houston Rockets. If the Rockets were beaten, Theis Tax would be considered if the NBA Center known as Daniel Theis was active during the game. If Theis Tax is present, the loss would no longer be valid. Theis Tax would also be included if a team loses to the Houston Rockets. If Daniel Theis is present during a Rockets win, the losing team is eligible for mockery, as they lost to the rockets even with Theis Tax

“The Rockers lost? Did you consider Theis Tax?

Theis Tax by DanielTheisUnAppreciater December 18, 2021

Theis Tax 

“Theis Tax is the way of checking the validity of a win/loss against the Houston Rockets. If the Rockets were beaten, Theis Tax would be considered if the NBA Center known as Daniel Theis was active during the game. If Theis Tax is present, the loss would no longer be valid. Theis Tax would also be included if a team loses to the Houston Rockets. If Daniel Theis is present during a Rockets win, the losing team is eligible for mockery, as they lost to the rockets even with Theis Tax”

“The Rockets Lost? Have you taken Theis Tax into consideration?”

Theis Tax by DanielTheisUnAppreciater December 18, 2021

sebastian theis 

Big dick boy

did u see that enormous penis?
Yeah, that most belong to Sebastian theis

sebastian theis by itsyourboy420boy December 23, 2016

everybody and their uncle and their dog and their brother 

When it seems that almost everyone already knows whatever subject you're talking about.

It was uncanny when Randy was telling a story & it seemed that everybody and their uncle and their dog and their brother already knew about it!

everybody and their uncle and their dog and their brother by Starchylde May 15, 2016