1 definition by Swaveyyy

Theis is the synonym of a god.
Theis is one of the best people you will come to find. Theis is the type of guy to microwave his dog to make the dog feel warm. He may be a retard, but his heart is at the right place. Theis is also has an above average penis.
"Yo Theis! How many chicks have you pulled this week?"
"I dunno man, stopped counting after 29"
by Swaveyyy October 10, 2022
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