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Sharpening The Blade

The process of hitting on a girl you'd like to fuck, but can't because you have a girlfriend. This technique allows you to stay sharp when said relationship is terminated.
Guy 1: Hey bro, I saw you going to lunch with that girl from accounting. You gonna smash that?

Guy 2: Nah, just Sharpening The Blade cause I won't cheat on my girlfriend.

Guy 1: You're a faggot.

Guy 2: I know.
by Tasty Gooch May 7, 2015
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The Blade

nickname from George W. Bush for WH Budget Director, Indiana Governor, and Purdue University President Mitch Daniels
The Blade got married twice and convicted of a crime.
by Coop Dupe December 17, 2019
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the blade

Only one is The Blade, and that is me.
Holy Shit, that guy aint no ordinary blade, he is THE blade.
by Jack April 20, 2005
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The Blade Master

An unknown serial killer who killed 3 women in Scotland in 1972, with his famous weapon the katana.
Hey bro have you heard of The Blade Master?
No I haven't but I heard it isn't Stan.
So you're saying that Stan isn't the legendary Blade Master?
Yes he isn't and it's important for you to know this, so you won't be misinformed.
Ah thank bro.
by wokka22 April 7, 2021
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TheBlazeFace

Once an annoying loser, always an annoying loser. If he approaches you, rift and rotate to zone.
TheBlazeFace: HI 🤓
Person1: nah bruh, *rifts to zone*
by Ashvanthy gashan March 30, 2023
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The blade

An place or area, such as a street, where prostitutes/lot lizards frequent (work). Also known as a "track."
LA Prostitute: "I just got a text from someone asking if we know anyone that's under 16..."
Client: "Why??"
LA: "Because they wanna fuck a minor! There's a lot of weirdos you find out here... white men especially. I dont know why they have these weird fetishes."
Client: "Yeah that's fucking weird."
LA: "Yeah, but we kick minors off the blade."
by InvaderTaylor September 6, 2023
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fresh off the blade

Coming directly from a haircut . The blade being the barber’s clippers. Its not gay.
Aint no better feeling than comin fresh off the blade
by NotJordan 🙅🏾‍♂️ February 13, 2019
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