f the t's

to fuck the tits of a prefferably large breasted woman

"I want to f the t's" said Johnny.
"Not possible" replied his underdeveloped girlfriend Suzy.

by mattiaspeeas September 22, 2006

go to the beach and wait for the tsunami

go to hell, typically used with Asian suppliers, who not work properly

- when will you able to ship the samples?
- not worry, sir, next week, no problem, but we finally had problem because of Diwali festival, you know
- oh, you bastard, go to the beach and wait for the tsunami!

by helteo April 3, 2009

The tsunami

A rippling motion starting from the boobs downwards towards the genitals, causing a semi erect penis to ripple too. this causing immense pleasure for the receiver, as well as an instinctual wave of extra cum when the fat guy finishes up.

Ryan gave his mum the tsunami

by Xjudge September 15, 2009

Dot the eyes and cross the T's

When having sex, the act of ejaculating in both of the female's eyes, and shooting a line across her tits.

Q: Did you dot the eyes and cross the T's like I told you?

A: Who do you think I am, Ashley? Of course I did. She loved it.

by Jsquared2000 December 24, 2010

The Tsunami

While banging a woman from behind, drink a gallon of milk. Then pull out pretending to finish and vomit all over her back.

I gave your mother the tsunami and she lapped it all up.

by I_Said May 8, 2011

What the Tsamps

A saying used 2 describe a feeling of annoyance.

Anthony,"bro i f***n totaled my car"

Mathew,"What the Tsamps bro"

by Tsamps January 9, 2011

dot the i's and cross the t's

A workplace equivalent of "the dog ate my homework"
Often used by smooth talking business semi-professionals, who repeatedly fail to meet deadlines for producing important documents or reports.

"It's imperative to ensure we dot the i's and cross the t's. This attention to detail changes slacking to stacking, in terms of paperwork output"

by scattybird August 4, 2018