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roll of the ship

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A naval term used as an excuse by somebody who stumbles into the back of another person, often when the penis of the stumbler is in a somewhat turgid state. The stumbler is blaming the way the ship is rolling about in what is probably a heavy sea.

The usual response to that involves a roll of lino. That is a comparison with a roll of linoleum floor covering, i.e. something hard, thick and long. That may be a warning to not do it again, or a thinly veiled invitation to do it again, only more deliberately. Nobody knows which is which until they respond in the wrong way.
Jim Lad: "What the fuck was that???"

Nobby: "Sorry, roll of the ship"

Jim Lad: "Felt more like a roll of lino"

Nobby: "Oh, interested?"

Jim Lad: "Go and fuck yourself"
by verbusaccidentibus August 7, 2010
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Sink the ship

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When you pee on a floating turd in a toilet bowl in an attempt to sink it.
I went to take a piss and found a log floating there, so I played a game of sink the ship.
by Mooseballs113 June 16, 2018
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Eating the ship

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The term of eating the ship is to, “ getting really fat or, being too dirty for eating
Man, you are ‘eating the ship’ that too much
by Carlos2739 April 29, 2020
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WARNING: CONTAINS SPOILERS

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A famous quote from Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, the hit 2006 movie staring Jack Sparrow as played by Johnny Depp, wherein the crew of The Flying Dutchman can be heard chanting this line prior to cutting out the heart of the nearly deceased Will Turner, played by Orlando Bloom, who stabbed the heart of the Davy Jones with the help of Elizabeth Swan, played by Keira Knightley, killing Davy Jones while also saving Will Turner whose fate was then sealed for near eternity as the captain of The Flying Dutchman and ferry departed souls to the afterlife. This line is often used to mock positions in which one feels there is no escape as well as jokingly scare individuals who are new to a situation, suggesting that they will never be able to leave.

2nd Definition:
Unavailable, subject to first rule violation.
Person 1: "You've been here HOW long? Why haven't you left? Found a better place to go?"

Person 2: "Part of the ship, part of the crew..."
by ClivetheRock February 15, 2021
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Sail the ship

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The bar is closed and I now rely on a more Divine compass, for I must sail the ship home!
by joe camaro November 17, 2006
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Going to the Ship

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Going to the championSHIP in any sporting event.
Announcer: "He launches the 3....and hits it! punch your tickets, cuz we're going to the ship!"

Fan: "NO WAYYY! We're goin' to the ship baby!!!"
by TastesLikeLemons57 September 21, 2010
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Scottish phrase which is the same as "all over the shop" or "all over the place".

To mean that things are messy or disorderly.
by Lovemilk September 25, 2017
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