Kissing the scorpion 

A relationship dysfunctions where a person seeks the attention of, a relationship with, or to be close to a known dangerous person or thing. Kissing the scorpion turns out badly because kissing a scorpion will get you stung as that's what scorpions do.

Why is Jill trying to go out with Jack. He is a gang banger. She is juzt kissing the scorpion.

Kissing the scorpion by Dr. DysDef July 31, 2017

the flying scorpion 

Imagine pole vaulting directly into a uterus.

"last night i jumped on my dresser drawer and whipped out the flying scorpion for my lady, and let me just say, i stuck the landing..."

the flying scorpion by Strange Quark January 11, 2009

The Running Scorpion 

The Running Scorpion is a risky sexual move where the male will chase a naked woman around and then flip over her landing his penis in one of her orifices. He will then shout "Scorpion Venom" as he climaxes in her.

Man Laura last night wanted to do The Running Scorpion! I stung that girl good!

The Running Scorpion by MyNameIsJeff47 June 21, 2025

get the scorpions off your nipples 

Slang for a bitchy person.

Also known as get the sand out of your vagina, or get the cactus out of your ass

They were being assholes today so i told them to get the scorpions off your nipples

get the scorpions off your nipples by BABYOIL March 23, 2012

The Scorpions

One of the greatest classic rock bands. They have over 20 albums and my favourite album by The Scorpions is Acoustica

Hey dude i was listening to the acoustic version of Huricane 2000 and it was friggin awesome! I love the scorpions.

The Scorpions by cb_32 July 1, 2006

the scorpions

the only effective policing force in South Africa.

is that a scorpion in your arms (deal), or are you just glad to see me?

the scorpions by alan October 21, 2004

The pretty Scorpio bookworm 

I*ana is a tiny Person. You can nearly see her.
She is the size of a 1st grade Girl. But beside that she is a really pretty and really funny person!
Whenever u see her u have a smile on your face! But she do is really tiny. She loves books. And she is a Scorpio and as a Pisces I love Scorpios. And her music taste is incredible.

P1: „omg That tiny pretty girl is litrally so gorgeous!“
P2:“she looks like the pretty Scorpio bookworm I bet her music taste is good!“

The pretty Scorpio bookworm by Leopeolalala April 16, 2021