paint the lily

To reinvent perfection or adorn something that is already perfect.

My girlfriend had another painful beauty procedure done that she didn't need. Tonight, she suffers...
Every time I tell her she's beautiful, she paint the lily.

by Paint Stripper May 22, 2013

Draining the Lily

a woman urinating

Heard outside of walmart " she's in draining the lily"

by gsmac February 24, 2012

knock the dew off the lily

to urinate

"OK, I'll be ready to go once I knock the dew off the lily."

by Anonymous July 18, 2003

Dew on the lily

When a man deposits his load on a woman's tramp stamp (must be of floral theme).

A girl asked me to give her a back rub, but she had dew on the lily, so I refused.

by Dr. Infant June 1, 2017

gelded the lily

an ironic take on "gilding the lily"
meaning castrating ie sabotaging something when a state of near perfection has been achieved;
subverting a successful enterprise

We established a social network to encourage creative expression of ideas, then we "gelded the lily" by imposing rules when the discussion was starting to heat up.

by Yubajeff May 17, 2009

Gilding the lily

Gilding the lily meaning...
To disguise, to adorn, to camouflage, to take the piss, to deceive, to make something look bigger than what it really is, exaggeration, to embellish, telling lies, telling tales. The list goes on.

Upon viewing the yacht and comparing tge description disclosed it could only be associated with gilding the lily.

by Baldipata September 30, 2018

Lily the peepeehead

Lily the peepeehead is, well... a peepeehead. She is also a gay bitch ass hoe. She’s a real loser. She likes to fuck trees sometimes and it’s really weird

Lily the peepeehead is so fucking weirdddddd

by Lily the peepeehead October 5, 2019