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How The Grinch Stole My (Virginity), The top secret Dr. Seuss book that he could never show to anyone.
I was woken in the night to a bumping, I lifted up my to head to see the Grinch a humping, I screamed but the Grinch gleamed with evil in his eyes... that was How The Grinch Stole My Virginity
by LordShrakman December 16, 2018
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The Grinch

You and your girlfriend/boyfriend break into someone's house on Christmas Eve, have sex under the tree, then steal all their presents.
"What'd you guys do for Christmas?"

"Well we were horny AND poor so we decided to give the rich people up the street The Grinch.
by Johnny Ishkabibble March 23, 2009
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the grinch

A green hairy looking dude who has yellow eyes and is very mysterious.
by christmas guy September 18, 2006
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The grinch

A gay icon. He is a skinny legend (just look at that thigh gap!), he serves looks, and he strutts and doesn’t care what any of those bitches think about him. Be more like the grinch. GET IT BITCH.
The grinch: is a skinny legend
Me: GET IT BITCH

the grinch: struts
Me: YAAASSS
by dabbittyYEET March 2, 2019
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how the grinch stole christmas

When a chick is screwing a guy, but then leavs him hanging on the edge of orgasm
"I had to ejaculate into a sock after I saw how the grinch stole christmas"
by Brad P August 9, 2007
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how the grinch stole christmas

How the grinch stole christmas is my favourite book.
by Jeremiah December 21, 2004
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The Grinch

Stealing a girls virginity unwillingly using Christmas Themed items.
"I raped that ho ho ho with some jingle bells."
"YOU GRINCH!"
"Don't make me give you The Grinch you next..."
by ChristWhite December 17, 2008
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