Fruit by the Foot Fetish

The act of using this popular fruit roll-up treat to stimulate and arouse your partner in a number of ways including blind folding them with it, wrapping it around their penis when giving a blow job, or rubbing it on a woman's genitals.

Who knew Jenny's Fruit by the Foot fetish would have given me the blow job of the century?

by mlvd742 December 5, 2009

Shoot yourself in the foot

To fuck yourself and perhaps your whole squad over.

JD, shoot yourself in the foot, again or should I say still considering it seems you're real good at it.

by PineappleJuice February 28, 2015

Fruit by the Foot

Someone that acts fruity and has big feet.

Hey, Fruit by the Foot, how are you?

by steammustachio November 17, 2020

fruit by the foot

an extremely long cock that has to be unrolled out of the pants much like a fruit by the foot has to be.

Hey, that guy's got a fruit by the foot!

by Band President May 27, 2005

the football factory

only the greatest film of all time, anyone who hasn't seen it must, has many words that they don't even use in London like jog on it also has words that have to definitions

"A snortin', boozin', barney of a film - totally infectious."

"A nose-bursting blow to the senses."

****, Andrew Woods, Loaded
What people say about the film

by Ian Parker November 1, 2004

bedazzle the football

to allow (usually homosexual) awesomeness to permeate activities generally thought of as heterosexual; to make everyday life a little more wonderful through flamboyancy.
coined by a certain beautiful young man at a GLOW meeting.

my dad keeps signing me up for sports, guess it's time to bedazzle the football...

by sk8ernerd April 24, 2011

Check the foot work

Something somebody says when they 'bout to fuck you up in a video game.

Person: whoa.
Me: Check the foot work!

by Icicle_DBR April 19, 2017