"I explained to him what company policy was, but he wouldn't listen. He really gave me the third degree"
by vortex320 December 18, 2011
Get the The Third Degree mug.When an intelligent person gets annoyed at an annoying, stubborn dumb person, he calls Bullshit of the 3rd Degree
After hours, Stephen Hawking got annoyed at the creationist, called Bullshit of the 3rd Degree, and left
by TheSeeker4 September 3, 2010
Get the Bullshit of the 3rd Degree mug.This is the first, and least offensive, degrees on the scale of douchebaggery in which a person can commit. It's observed by the violator's general ignorance to the fact that he/she has even committed such a crime at all. Usually the offense is innocent enough in nature, and independent of any other incident(s); perhaps, even the only such occasion that the individual has performed. The litmus test for 1st-degree douchebaggery can be performed by noticing if the individual is instantly self-aware of the incident, and if they are quick to apologize for it.
Shrek: "Man, Jeff bailed on me last weekend when we were supposed to go kayaking. He said he had accidently double-booked himself, and that we could re-schedule. That's some serious douchebaggery."
Scuff: "Hmmm. No man, normally Jeff is pretty straight-up about things. I think this is just a simple case of douchebaggery in the 1st degree."
Shrek: "I think you're right. How findeth the Court of Public Opinion, Jeff, on the charge of douchebaggery in the 1st degree?"
Bystanders: "GUILTY!!!"
Shrek: "Motion carries. Sentencing tomorrow at noon."
Note: If the Court of Public Opinion has found the defendant to be guilty of a prior charge of 1st-degree douchebaggery, it may very well be possible that the current charge in question escalates to the next-highest level in magnitude; douchebaggery in the 2nd degree. In addition, the prior conviction also gets elevated to this new, and even more egregious level based on principle alone.
Scuff: "Hmmm. No man, normally Jeff is pretty straight-up about things. I think this is just a simple case of douchebaggery in the 1st degree."
Shrek: "I think you're right. How findeth the Court of Public Opinion, Jeff, on the charge of douchebaggery in the 1st degree?"
Bystanders: "GUILTY!!!"
Shrek: "Motion carries. Sentencing tomorrow at noon."
Note: If the Court of Public Opinion has found the defendant to be guilty of a prior charge of 1st-degree douchebaggery, it may very well be possible that the current charge in question escalates to the next-highest level in magnitude; douchebaggery in the 2nd degree. In addition, the prior conviction also gets elevated to this new, and even more egregious level based on principle alone.
by Sir Scoofsalot February 9, 2015
Get the douchebaggery in the 1st degree mug.Being compared to Rick Harrison
by Kaiser Willie February 17, 2022
Get the Compliment of The Highest Degree mug.An awesome that originates in Milwaukee, WI. The Vinyl Degree played with Meg & Dia, Cute Is What We Aim For, and Every Avenue when they were just 13 years old. Plus they are the only Unsigned band to get an interview on TheRave.com !
by Jackster0 September 23, 2009
Get the The Vinyl Degree mug.The hot nasty sex thats both mind blowing and horrifying. Also probably illegal in 49 out of 50 states.
Dude, last night I fucked this chick so hard I think I commited murder in the 69th degree. If the cops come looking, I went to Mexico.
by Pineappleoveries May 2, 2017
Get the murder in the 69th degree mug.Used to describe the punishment someone is going to or already has gotten. Usually the punishment is disproportionate to the crime.
My bitch didn't make my sandwich so I gave her ass the fifth degree. Now I'm in jail for domestic violence.
by Ttwix March 15, 2015
Get the The Fifth Degree mug.