coleslaw

The miscarriage resulting from sex between two cabbage patch dolls.

Oh, dude! Those cabbage patch dolls have been breeding again! There's coleslaw all over my little sister's bed!

by aceya May 15, 2006

coleslaw

1. A salad that consists of cabbage, carrot, and other boring things with a coleslaw sauce, that tastes similar to mayonnaise.
2. and Exclamation of victory, created by an ad featuring Mitchell Johnson, an Australian cricketer.

1.IS that COLESLAW, EWWW!
2.-gets person out- COLESLAW!

by someawesomeperson March 15, 2008

Coleslaw

One of the most nastiest shit I put in my mouth

Friend: Hey I got some catfish and some coleslaw you want some.

Me: Who the fuck likes coleslaw?

by Some Random Guy From Maryland March 6, 2021

Coleslaw

The act of ejaculating onto a females head of hair and causing it to become of similar consistency as coleslaw

Last night while Catelyn was giving head I hit her with the coleslaw.

by Smxz March 25, 2019

Coleslaw

Sex on the side

I know I'm married to Cindy, but I just can't get enough coleslaw from Sheila.

by mamma12 March 30, 2009

Coleslaw

Another name for the side chick

Girl, you are his coleslaw!

by Teejaye Deloach April 21, 2017

Coleslaw

Something that older people eat to punish themselves for living so long

My 80 year old granny's favourite food is coleslaw. She must hate herself

by Madeleine Milan April 5, 2016