About to give birth to the antichrist

When you gotta shit so bad it feels like you're about to give birth to the antichrist.

Derived from a sub comic in issue 3 of Johnny The Homicidal Maniac.
(Go check the comic out, it is fucked up on so many levels and it's made by the creator of Invader Zim, which is fitting)

”Fuck! I feel like I'm about to give birth to the antichrist!"

by Cynical Man March 14, 2026

Giving Birth to a General in the Burns Unit

To defecate (have a poo) where it is unwise to, or just where you shouldn't.

Hotel Owner: Listen up everyone! I saw one of you giving birth to a general in the burns unit this morning, and I wanna know who!

Confused Man: What?!

Hotel Owner: Someone shat in the shower.

by BringerOfWordsdom September 21, 2009

the wolf is giving birth

This is a serious saying for sun shower

person -4: ah, the wolf is giving birth!
person 0: bro, take your meds
person -4: The devil is beating his wife!

by Just another writer tater February 26, 2023

The Sun’s move into your birth sign will encourage you to believe that amazing things are going to happen, and they are! If you think big and act big over the next few days then no ambition will be beyond you. The universe is on your side.

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😱: The Sun’s move into your birth sign will encourage you to believe that amazing things are going to happen, and they are! If you think big and act big over the next few days then no ambition will be beyond you. The universe is on your side.

by InterpersonalCommunication February 18, 2025

the birthday massacre

A rock band from Toronto, Canada. A truly remarkable blend of fantasy and horror. While one might use words like "metal," "goth," or even "powerpop" to describe such a sound, "dreamy" and "surreal" do the band far more justice. It's a sound so uniquely visual, you might describe it more like a painting or a feeling. It's as if the story of David Fincher's "Seven" appeared like "Alice in Wonderland," but everything was a creamy shade of violet.

The Birthday Massacre is playing a show soon.

by VKX April 28, 2005

The Birthday Massacre

A really amazing synth-rock/Industrial band. Members are Chibi, Rainbow, M. Falcore, Owen, OE, and Rhim. Their symbol is an outline of a bunny with blood coming out of it's mouth. They are a really amazing band and I'm surprised more people don't know who they are yet. I've known about their music for almost two years and they are my favorite band. One thing I like about them is that they always come up with the best song lyrics. Most radio bands only make voice noises or come up with a catchy beat. But the Birthday Massacre goes above and beyond to make some of the best new music I've ever heard.

I can't go a day without listening to The Birthday Massacre.

by You_don't_need_therapy June 15, 2010

cranking the birch tree

Slang for male masturbation, originated in Hanson, Massachusetts.

I walked in the locker room and there was Ben cranking the birch tree to no avail.

by SlapStickSlappy May 9, 2009