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Knife in the anus

A term that can be used not only instead of the term 'pain in the ass' but also to produce much more vivid imagery than pain in the ass.

by simply visualising a knife in an anus, a person would tend to administer a feeling of distaste, thus rendering this term useful
A: How did you get fined man?
B: I had my feet on the seats of the train and got fined $175 by some shitty cops.

A: Now that's a knife in the anus.
by krasbot2 July 12, 2010
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slip and bleed from the anus

the fun childhood game of Slip and Slide where you put a piece of yellow plastic on the front lawn, covered it with water, run and slide accross it. However, Slip and Bleed From the Anus is the same game, but dad forgot to check for rocks beofre he set it down.
"...this game would have been much more fun if dad had remembered to check for rocks before he set it down. Slip and Bleed From the Anus they should have called this game!"
by Taners April 22, 2006
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gayness in the anus

a very annoying person or something that is difunctional and annoying
by QUE April 2, 2005
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Gaynus in the Anus

Something that is so gay that it is equivalant to taking it in the butt
Dude working at KFC is Gaynus in the Anus
by Alex Da Cook December 4, 2004
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instant deflation of the anus

when you have extreme diareah that bursts out instantly and burns when it comes out it smells like a mixture of vommit, shit(of course), potato salad, rotten meat, burnt plastic and tacos
-similar to power shit
MARK:dude last night after i won the worlds taco eating contest i had I.D.O.T.A.
STEVE:me too.
luke:whats I.D.O.T.A?
STEVE:it's instant deflation of the anus.
LUKE:oh,ugh...thats brutal.
by luke fortune January 29, 2007
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Gayness in the Anus

Definition 1:When something is so gay you dont even want to talk about it

Definition 2: When gay people do it
by Tarley May 2, 2007
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slip n' bleed from the anus

Is what they should have called the slip n' slide, would have been fun if dad checked for rocks.
Dane: "watch this ma'" *pttth, NOOOOOO! AHHHH!!!
by Nick May 7, 2005
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