The Wiggles is a band of four very energetic Australian men who seem to market themselves as The Monkees for children. On their television show, they sing songs and go on adventures, all while staying extremely cheerful. In fact, these guys are so peppy that it irritates most people over the age of six. The four are: Anthony, who wears a blue skivvie, Greg (yellow), Jeff (purple), and Murray (red). They also have a few friends: Dorothy, a green dinosaur who tends a rose garden (?!), Henry, an octopus who for some reason wears a plaid shirt, Wags, a dog, and Captain Feathersword, the friendly (and extremely gay) pirate who, yes, has a feather for a sword. The Wiggles started out as a "feel good r & b" group called the Cockroaches, and apparently something went horribly wrong. The Wiggles have also put out CDs for children and have made millions doing so. Whether or not the Wiggles themselves are homosexuals is not certain, but it seems quite obvious, seeing how, on the show, they are always together and live in the same house. Strangely enough, one of their songs, "Hot Potato", appeared on an American car commercial, and Steve Irwin has appeared on one of their records, causing a weirdness clash of amazing proportions.
Wow, that guy is way too cheerful, dresses in loud colors, and seems so gay that it's frightening. He must be the fifth Wiggle.
by Steve Kress July 09, 2005
by Omnomnomnomislash May 30, 2016
The wiggles are an Australian children's entertainment group who were first a rock band The Cockroaches. It has been said many times that they are gay. Jeff maybe, but in general, no they are not as far as I know.
For those of you who insist on this you are probably just jealous of their success and pissed you did not think of it first. Don't take the fears you have because of your own (American) children's entertainers like Pee-Wee Herman, and Mr Rogers, whom have been proved to be pedophiles and slander an Australian Icon.
I saw a survey once that said 50% of married American men have had homosexual relations. If you add the number of outed homos in the US to that, it means 1 in every 2.5 men are gay.
All I can say is grow up and get out of the closet you fags.
For those of you who insist on this you are probably just jealous of their success and pissed you did not think of it first. Don't take the fears you have because of your own (American) children's entertainers like Pee-Wee Herman, and Mr Rogers, whom have been proved to be pedophiles and slander an Australian Icon.
I saw a survey once that said 50% of married American men have had homosexual relations. If you add the number of outed homos in the US to that, it means 1 in every 2.5 men are gay.
All I can say is grow up and get out of the closet you fags.
by wiggle fan January 26, 2009
by U Will Never Know August 22, 2014
Last night she asked me to dance for her. So i put on her favorite song "Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle" and danced for her. She wont stop laughing
by BellyMan5000 June 30, 2017
When a cute girl sways her hips back and forth while walking to gain attention from someone she is highly attracted too.
by Riccoisahottie February 10, 2010
a wiener dog that happens to be highly bouncy and will wiggle out of your hands when your trying to put on a sweater vest.
by EC(allysa)2 January 09, 2009