by Obi-Wanky Nobi January 8, 2019
Get the Wankfulmug. 1. to masturbate
2. a term to describe something of substandard quality
3. a term to describe a situation which stirs deep disappointment and contempt
2. a term to describe something of substandard quality
3. a term to describe a situation which stirs deep disappointment and contempt
1. 'where's Emrys?' 'Emrys is having a wank in his car. It is lunch time after all.'
2. 'What happened to the bike you got two months ago?' 'It was wank, I took it back. the gears came off.'
3. I worked late for for 3 weeks and did not get any overtime, or even a thank you. The whole thing is wank mate.
2. 'What happened to the bike you got two months ago?' 'It was wank, I took it back. the gears came off.'
3. I worked late for for 3 weeks and did not get any overtime, or even a thank you. The whole thing is wank mate.
by plastictwatmuncher June 23, 2012
Get the wankmug. Buffing the Banana
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Rounding up the Tadpoles
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Spank the Frank
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Beef-stroke-it-off
Boxing the bald champ
Charming the snake
Checking for testicular cancer
Choking Kojak
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Straddle your paddle
Taking matters into your own hands
Teasing the weasel
Thumping the pump
Tickling the pickle
etc etc
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Rounding up the Tadpoles
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Spank the Frank
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Beef-stroke-it-off
Boxing the bald champ
Charming the snake
Checking for testicular cancer
Choking Kojak
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Straddle your paddle
Taking matters into your own hands
Teasing the weasel
Thumping the pump
Tickling the pickle
etc etc
by Master Bates March 23, 2003
Get the wankmug. by subnet zero January 15, 2009
Get the wanknessmug. 1. A slang term for masturbation that originated in Britain.
2. A word that describes something that is very poor/terrible.
2. A word that describes something that is very poor/terrible.
1)
A: "I heard Jake broke up with Charlotte"
B: "Yeah, he's probably at home, wanking"
2)
A: "Did you see that film?"
B: "Yeah, it sucked. Utter wank."
A: "I heard Jake broke up with Charlotte"
B: "Yeah, he's probably at home, wanking"
2)
A: "Did you see that film?"
B: "Yeah, it sucked. Utter wank."
by EvilFruitPie May 16, 2011
Get the Wankmug. by terriblequiche August 10, 2006
Get the wankmug. 1. The boy wanked himself.
by Katrina ((Kitty)) September 27, 2005
Get the wankedmug.