The Gland Tour

When Jeremy Clarkson has sex idk

Yo I'm gonna give her the Gland Tour tonight

by AdolfGinger December 12, 2020

The Grand Tour

When one invites a girl to his house, and has sex with her in every single room. Thus giving her, The Grand Tour

So my mates mum came around last night, I couldn't help but give her The Grand Tour of my new house...

by Steelo85 July 28, 2019

The Grand Tour

Hardcore sex where the female partner screams out of ultimate and transcendent pleasure and orgasms multiple times.

I took her and her sister on The Grand Tour.

by MuchUnknownWow June 12, 2022

The World Tour

The act of mounting woman without regard to age, build, history or hygiene. Usually this includes a world map which is colored in as a checklist for every ethnicity boned.

After intercourse was portrayed with the stranger, he proclaimed she's part of the world tour, as he colored in Peru.

by JustinMartin July 6, 2009

the comeback tour

The comeback tour is, kickass.

Kevin "Wanna know what the comeback tour is?"

Mark "What?"

Kevin "Kickass."

by Mark October 22, 2004

Tour the Farm

Farting continuously as you walk.

Gross! Did you just tour the farm?

by GMamaGristle April 4, 2024

Tour of the house

A discrete way of asking someone if they want to hook up.

Dean: You smell nice
Kseniya: Would you like a tour of the house? ;)
Alex: Dean, you have a girlfriend

by JewlzStille January 13, 2011