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Stuka

(derived from the Russian language)
Stuka (pronounced "shtooka") is an ambiguous word for "a thing". Often something you cannot identify or define.

Stuka can mean anything from a small device (cellphone, electric wire) to a piece of heavy machinery.

A stuka smaller than a regular stuka is called a "stuchka". Means: "small stuka".
"Boris, what is this stuka?"

"Pavel, pass me over that stuka."

"This stuka is extremely useful, Ilya"

"This isn't a stuka. It's too small. It's a stuchka!"
by Asaf September 5, 2005
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stuka

A girl that sucks one's penis at random times , in random places; suddenly. Hence Stuka, as in Stuka Ju 87, the Nazi Dive Bomber aircraft from world war 2.
That girl is a total stuka, she totally dove for my cock and sucked it: i think she was schwaffled a little but when my cock banged across her face due to the rapid progress of events. Tally-ho!
by BrownDawg February 21, 2009
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Stuka blyat

A Russian version of the german stuka plain
by Nikola 0020 June 12, 2019
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Stuka blyat

When the male initiates sex with their partner who’s in the doggy position. The male must proceed to play the official soundtrack to Nolan’s Dunkirk and drive the penis into penetration whilst making the screaming sounds of the Stuka’s Jericho trumpet. Once penetration has occurred, the male screams any Russian phrase as if he’s just raised the flag over Berlin.
I just went full Stuka Blyat on my girl last night. She thought she was getting fucked like Poland in 1939
by Danny County June 1, 2021
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Bush Stuka

Also known in Australia as Magpies, Bush Stukas are named such as they resemble the WW2 era Junkers Ju 87 Stuka dive bomber as they swoop at innocent passers by, sometimes drawing blood or even taking out an eye
Give that park a wide berth, there's a family of angry Bush Stukas in there. Old mate Bazza's sister lost an eye to one of the little buggers last week.
by TimmyOz August 11, 2021
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Stuka

An adorable lil cutie, absolutely perfect in any and all ways... also a shorter word for an old German plane.
Dude, did you see Stuka? He's fuckin adorable!~
by Gooberrrrrrrr November 23, 2023
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Basel Stuka

Lemomeme's greatest pornstar of all time. He's porns are so hot that he'll make you cum in a millisecond.
Guy 1: Who's basel stuka?
Guy 2: He's the best pornstar of all time.
by Meapling October 20, 2020
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