Stretch

A colloquialism used in New Zealand to denote something that is 'over the top' or exaggerated.

Bob: Hey bro, check out the size of that dude's biceps, he must do nothing but curls!
Jim: hahaha, what a stretch!

Jim: Dude, where did all these harlem shake videos come from?
Bob: I know.. It's a fuckn stretch...

by MOOSEcannoN April 14, 2013

stretching

Enlarging the diameter of a piercing by using a taper, a horn shaped piece of plastic or metal. The stretching takes time and should be done slowly to avoid ripping the tissue. When the stretching is done, you put in a tunnel or a plug.
Commonly done on earlobes but also on nipples, tongue, labret piercings etc.

A:"Hey, what's that in your ear?"
B:"A taper. I'm stretching my other ear lobe, too."

by Violence. August 5, 2007

Stretch

To murder or to kill

I'll stretch these cowards out; trying my sect.

by AKSpitta December 9, 2016

stretch

a limousine

Julio! Get the stretch!

by pikkumyy November 19, 2014

Stretching

To take a dump in a handicapped washroom.

Person: There's so much room in here! I can do some stretching in here all day...

by $e9a May 22, 2009

stretching

Another word of masturbation or rubbing one out. It means to pull and push a guy's penis which simulates the act of stretching until it gets really long and bursts.

Did you hear the news: Big O after seeing a new vid on tranny stars Big O is going on a long stretch today.

Like I all ways say: stretching once a day keeps the boredom away

by Captain Wanker April 4, 2015

stretch

a long distance

whoy i ent goin there its a stretch

by WITTS.INC June 4, 2003