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Poising the roast

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A male mistress throwing a fit when his woman is late coming home and he has to eat dinner alone. Can pout or go to extreme measures for attention.
"Keep this up and I might have to start poising the roast"
by bear and kitten October 11, 2020
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Check the Roast

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To see if what you've been baking in your intestine is ready to come out.
"Ouch! I need to check the roast, excuse me for a moment."
by Jtron 3000 October 5, 2003
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Something your fellow classmates or peers say before they proceed to roast your existence usually happens if you try to roast them but fail.
Dude 1: Boy your hairline look like scratch art!
Crowd: Cricket
Dude 2: BOY DON'T LET ME GET THE ROAST ON YOU with your high waters looking ass boy mike wazowski sounding voice ass boy
Crowd: OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!
by Dankness at its finest July 9, 2017
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v. to administer a beat down, kick the crap out of someone, mess an individual up real bad, take someone on a tour of the world of pain.
'THAT'S IT!!' snarled nightshade. kicking open the door, she lunged at angirus and proceeded to take the roast out of the oven.
by purity September 17, 2003
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Rub the Roast

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A sexual activity, the process of dry humping rather than engaging in full on intercourse.
She didn't want to go all the way so she suggested that we rub the roast instead.
by kisssmyclasss December 15, 2012
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To throw caution to the wind. IDGAF for respectable and/or moms of the boomer era and beyond. A flashback to the days of the mother as the homemaker and sole keeper of the kitchen. Not necessarily dangerous and not always a mom, an act just a bit out of character for any cautious person.
Joan asked Doris if she was sure she could drive after having those fortified cocktails, to which she responded, "meh, let the roast burn!"

"We told them we'd be back by 5."
"But we have two more thrift stores to hit."
"Ah, let the roast burn!"
by the Momur November 14, 2019
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